marzo 23, 2009

Giant Tarantula released on the streets of Kyoto



Gay Insect Liberation Front (GILF) Terrorists liberated a Giant rare specie of Tarantula from the Kyoto Insect Zoo and let it out all over Gion. The venomous spider harmed several people and caused material looses for over 700 million Yens.
BSS 1950's Thunderjets chased the beast for hours without any apparent results but firing with tons of H bombs the Gion's surrounding residential areas and killing all his population.
The beast was at least arrested and fined for walking under the influence of alcohol and narcotics by an officer of the Kyoto local police parking control board. The trial against the spider will soon take place being accused of almost 100 felonies and other misdemeanors.

marzo 09, 2009

Gracia sieged by Barcelona city council Panzers

The Jardinets de Gràcia, main road and entrance of the neighborhood locked by the mayor's panzers.
On the opposite quarter, a building covered by council's propaganda




The council's vintage panzer divisions continue with the mayor's evil plans on the invasion, destruction and punishment of the Gràcia buildings, goods and inhabitants.

marzo 06, 2009

Gracia under martial law

City council Vintage WWII Nazi tanks
opening fire against civilian buildings

at la Plaça de la Virreina, Gràcia Barcelona





Vintage Nazi WWII panzer forces of the Barcelona city Council, take over the neighborhood of Gràcia. All strategic streets, avenues and squares are blocked or occupied by the mayor's Tanks. Activists, intellectuals, journalists, designers or opposite
politicians have been seized and tortured or inquired by the invasion forces. Gràcia is now under martial law and the occupation tactics are supervised by the mayor himself. Since civilian movements or media coverage are both quite restricted, our field reporters are still working on updates of that entry by their own lifes risk.

marzo 03, 2009

Giant masked pervert assaults Yokohama Port



A giant exhibitionist
half naked and with a rubbish bin on his head broke on the Yokohama bay area causing extreme damage around the skyscraper district and annihilating thousands of people most of them NGC executives dressed in black suits and smoking menthol cigs. It is believed that the humongous pervert has crossed the entire Pacific ocean wrapped by a stole of combat robot crows from American Samoa. As soon as he recognized the logotype on the main NGC's corporate building he started ejaculating tons of deadly X-ray in order to destroy it. Hardly pursued by Yokohama's local police jet fighters he stomped away and demolished the whole CosmoWorld theme park (including its worldwide famous roller coaster) and he also set on fire the Porters world shopping mall with all workers and customers inside. The Modern Collapse special send-off photographer was seriously injured suffering of perpetual blindness.

marzo 02, 2009

Roman Republic period Kim Jong Il statue



Portuguese hikers discover a statue of the Great L
eader Comrade Kim Jong II at Pyrénées
Range. The statue was found during last February maneuvers of Belgian-Portuguese Former Boy Scouts Association, held all over the South of France border. Belgian experts announced that the piece belongs to the Roman Republic period, before year 350 BC. They also concluded that Kim Jong II, born in 1941 can not in any known way be related to the Roman empire. According to those BSS experts DPRK technologies on time travel, physics or f.e in worm holes are still remaining a mystery, so the BSS is focusing all investigation strings on a supposed alliance between the DPRK dear leader and alien intelligences.

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