febrero 26, 2009

Tom Jones sighting







A 900 feet Tom Jones wax figure come into sight this morning walking by the streets of downtown Tokyo. The giant articulate puppet, holding a XXL microphone slowly approached to the Tocho Mae building south tower in order to sing and perform his most notorious hits for the tourists gathered on the panoramic roof. Meanwhile a remote driven surveillance aircraft from NGC overlooked the Tiger of Wales actions during all of this long walk. People fell into panic when the massive wax Tom started with the first chords of "Delilah" men and women present went hysterical took off their clothing and started compulsively to copulate. Due to the huge sonic waves caused by the Wax Tiger's voice, the tower 49 floor was close to the collapse but fortunately the building shock absorber did its function well. As final act, the crew could enjoy the all time number one hit "It's not unusual", then he blinked an eye and faded out behind nishishinjuku skyscrapers.

febrero 25, 2009

Asteroids wipe Nevada off the Map



Nasa experts, and other US government intellects in collaboration with the Belgian secret service (BSS), spoted one of the asteroids fallen in the Humboldt range area. Yet far from any definitive clue, experts determined that an unknown alien intelligence is in any way behind the
Humboldt range asteroid (HRA) incident . The green colour of the celestial corpse encountered evidences some kind of manipulation made by beings with high creative skills. The BSS goes further and asserts that HRA Incident does nothing but proof that humans are facing a brand new thread: Interstellar biologic terrorism.

febrero 24, 2009

Asteroids wipe Nevada off the Map



Asteroid storm over Humboldt Range, Nevada, USA. Several ski resorts full of seasonal tourists were completely destroyed. All natural parks in the area had been incinerated by a vast chain of fire fronts. Elko county deputy has estimated fatalities over 10.000 people, and there are no expectations on finding any remains due to the 10.000.000 degree temperatures that asteroids reached when hitting the ground. The impact caused many biblic sized earthquakes that disintegrated Las Vegas and all surrounding cities.

Giant Octopuss Attack



A gigantic
Octopus attacks a group of young students after they attended a visit at the Nihon Genetics Corporation (NGC), Yokohama. All the children were eaten by the creature. Teachers were dispatched too. During the ingest the beast killed a bunch of curious pedestrians with its tentacles. Numerous effectives of the local police received severe injuries when attempting to arrest the Octopus. Some were horribly mutilated by the beast before it broke back into the NGC facilities. According to NGC'S press manager, the original purpose of designing and spawning that over sized Mollusk was to develop new marketing meanings for the company.

North Korean Spaceships Over Yokohama Sky



Thousands of North Korean spacecrafts strike downtown Yokohama on a sudden night raid. Ballistic weapons were used against civilian population during the attack. Millions died or where injured, a group of Belgian tourists is found missing. The U.S Army reported witness of a massive consecution of nuclear mushrooms noticeable from the top of many Hawaiian volcanoes.


Mi lista de blogs