febrero 26, 2009

Tom Jones sighting







A 900 feet Tom Jones wax figure come into sight this morning walking by the streets of downtown Tokyo. The giant articulate puppet, holding a XXL microphone slowly approached to the Tocho Mae building south tower in order to sing and perform his most notorious hits for the tourists gathered on the panoramic roof. Meanwhile a remote driven surveillance aircraft from NGC overlooked the Tiger of Wales actions during all of this long walk. People fell into panic when the massive wax Tom started with the first chords of "Delilah" men and women present went hysterical took off their clothing and started compulsively to copulate. Due to the huge sonic waves caused by the Wax Tiger's voice, the tower 49 floor was close to the collapse but fortunately the building shock absorber did its function well. As final act, the crew could enjoy the all time number one hit "It's not unusual", then he blinked an eye and faded out behind nishishinjuku skyscrapers.

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