marzo 23, 2009

Giant Tarantula released on the streets of Kyoto



Gay Insect Liberation Front (GILF) Terrorists liberated a Giant rare specie of Tarantula from the Kyoto Insect Zoo and let it out all over Gion. The venomous spider harmed several people and caused material looses for over 700 million Yens.
BSS 1950's Thunderjets chased the beast for hours without any apparent results but firing with tons of H bombs the Gion's surrounding residential areas and killing all his population.
The beast was at least arrested and fined for walking under the influence of alcohol and narcotics by an officer of the Kyoto local police parking control board. The trial against the spider will soon take place being accused of almost 100 felonies and other misdemeanors.

marzo 09, 2009

Gracia sieged by Barcelona city council Panzers

The Jardinets de Gràcia, main road and entrance of the neighborhood locked by the mayor's panzers.
On the opposite quarter, a building covered by council's propaganda




The council's vintage panzer divisions continue with the mayor's evil plans on the invasion, destruction and punishment of the Gràcia buildings, goods and inhabitants.

marzo 06, 2009

Gracia under martial law

City council Vintage WWII Nazi tanks
opening fire against civilian buildings

at la Plaça de la Virreina, Gràcia Barcelona





Vintage Nazi WWII panzer forces of the Barcelona city Council, take over the neighborhood of Gràcia. All strategic streets, avenues and squares are blocked or occupied by the mayor's Tanks. Activists, intellectuals, journalists, designers or opposite
politicians have been seized and tortured or inquired by the invasion forces. Gràcia is now under martial law and the occupation tactics are supervised by the mayor himself. Since civilian movements or media coverage are both quite restricted, our field reporters are still working on updates of that entry by their own lifes risk.

marzo 03, 2009

Giant masked pervert assaults Yokohama Port



A giant exhibitionist
half naked and with a rubbish bin on his head broke on the Yokohama bay area causing extreme damage around the skyscraper district and annihilating thousands of people most of them NGC executives dressed in black suits and smoking menthol cigs. It is believed that the humongous pervert has crossed the entire Pacific ocean wrapped by a stole of combat robot crows from American Samoa. As soon as he recognized the logotype on the main NGC's corporate building he started ejaculating tons of deadly X-ray in order to destroy it. Hardly pursued by Yokohama's local police jet fighters he stomped away and demolished the whole CosmoWorld theme park (including its worldwide famous roller coaster) and he also set on fire the Porters world shopping mall with all workers and customers inside. The Modern Collapse special send-off photographer was seriously injured suffering of perpetual blindness.

marzo 02, 2009

Roman Republic period Kim Jong Il statue



Portuguese hikers discover a statue of the Great L
eader Comrade Kim Jong II at Pyrénées
Range. The statue was found during last February maneuvers of Belgian-Portuguese Former Boy Scouts Association, held all over the South of France border. Belgian experts announced that the piece belongs to the Roman Republic period, before year 350 BC. They also concluded that Kim Jong II, born in 1941 can not in any known way be related to the Roman empire. According to those BSS experts DPRK technologies on time travel, physics or f.e in worm holes are still remaining a mystery, so the BSS is focusing all investigation strings on a supposed alliance between the DPRK dear leader and alien intelligences.

febrero 26, 2009

Tom Jones sighting







A 900 feet Tom Jones wax figure come into sight this morning walking by the streets of downtown Tokyo. The giant articulate puppet, holding a XXL microphone slowly approached to the Tocho Mae building south tower in order to sing and perform his most notorious hits for the tourists gathered on the panoramic roof. Meanwhile a remote driven surveillance aircraft from NGC overlooked the Tiger of Wales actions during all of this long walk. People fell into panic when the massive wax Tom started with the first chords of "Delilah" men and women present went hysterical took off their clothing and started compulsively to copulate. Due to the huge sonic waves caused by the Wax Tiger's voice, the tower 49 floor was close to the collapse but fortunately the building shock absorber did its function well. As final act, the crew could enjoy the all time number one hit "It's not unusual", then he blinked an eye and faded out behind nishishinjuku skyscrapers.

febrero 25, 2009

Asteroids wipe Nevada off the Map



Nasa experts, and other US government intellects in collaboration with the Belgian secret service (BSS), spoted one of the asteroids fallen in the Humboldt range area. Yet far from any definitive clue, experts determined that an unknown alien intelligence is in any way behind the
Humboldt range asteroid (HRA) incident . The green colour of the celestial corpse encountered evidences some kind of manipulation made by beings with high creative skills. The BSS goes further and asserts that HRA Incident does nothing but proof that humans are facing a brand new thread: Interstellar biologic terrorism.

febrero 24, 2009

Asteroids wipe Nevada off the Map



Asteroid storm over Humboldt Range, Nevada, USA. Several ski resorts full of seasonal tourists were completely destroyed. All natural parks in the area had been incinerated by a vast chain of fire fronts. Elko county deputy has estimated fatalities over 10.000 people, and there are no expectations on finding any remains due to the 10.000.000 degree temperatures that asteroids reached when hitting the ground. The impact caused many biblic sized earthquakes that disintegrated Las Vegas and all surrounding cities.

Giant Octopuss Attack



A gigantic
Octopus attacks a group of young students after they attended a visit at the Nihon Genetics Corporation (NGC), Yokohama. All the children were eaten by the creature. Teachers were dispatched too. During the ingest the beast killed a bunch of curious pedestrians with its tentacles. Numerous effectives of the local police received severe injuries when attempting to arrest the Octopus. Some were horribly mutilated by the beast before it broke back into the NGC facilities. According to NGC'S press manager, the original purpose of designing and spawning that over sized Mollusk was to develop new marketing meanings for the company.

North Korean Spaceships Over Yokohama Sky



Thousands of North Korean spacecrafts strike downtown Yokohama on a sudden night raid. Ballistic weapons were used against civilian population during the attack. Millions died or where injured, a group of Belgian tourists is found missing. The U.S Army reported witness of a massive consecution of nuclear mushrooms noticeable from the top of many Hawaiian volcanoes.


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